The Gambling Blonde
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very
attractive blonde woman from Southern Alabama arrived and bet
twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when
I play topless."
With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and
yelled, "Come on, baby....Southern Girl needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down....and
squealed... "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers...and then picked up her many
chips and her clothes, and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of
them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, " I don't know.. I thought you were
Not all Southerners are stupid
Not all blondes are dumb.
But all men.....are men.
Thanks Flo H.