The Morning Funny

The Gambling Blonde
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very

attractive blonde woman from Southern Alabama arrived and bet

twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when

I play topless."

With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and

yelled, "Come on, baby....Southern Girl needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down....and

squealed... "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers...and then picked up her many

chips and her clothes, and quickly departed.


The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of

them asked, "What did she roll?"

The other answered, " I don't know.. I thought you were

watching."


Moral -

Not all Southerners are stupid
Not all blondes are dumb.

But all men.....are men.

Thanks Flo H.