3 newfy's in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the men walked
in the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos." The clerk asked, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?"
The man said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck. He returned and said,
"Yeah, I meant two-by- four."
The clerk said, "All right. How long do you need them?"
The customer paused for a minute and said, "I'd bettergo check."
After a while, the customer returned to the office and said, "A long time.
We're gonna build a house."
Thanks Bob H.