Thursday, February 15, 2007

No Milk ..!

BABIES FIRST EXAMINATION!!!

This made me laugh out loud.. I hope it will
bring a smile...... A woman and a baby were in the
doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to
come in for the baby's first exam.

The doctor arrived, and examined the
baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned,
asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed?

"Breast-fed,"she replied.
"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.
She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed,
kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a
very professional and detailed examination.
Motioning to her to get dressed The doctor
said,
"No wonder this baby is underweight. You
don't have any milk."
"I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came."

Thanks Barb H.

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