Thursday, February 08, 2007

The official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

50º Fahrenheit (10°C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Canadians plant gardens.

35º Fahrenheit (1.6°C)
Italian cars won't start.
Canadians drive with the windows down.

32º Fahrenheit (0°C)
American water freezes.
Canadian water gets thicker.

0º Fahrenheit (-17.9°C)
New York Citylandlords finally turn on the heat.
Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

-60º Fahrenheit (-51°C)
Mt. St. Helens freezes.
Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

-100º Fahrenheit (-73°C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Canadians pull down their ear flaps.

-173º Fahrenheit (-114°C)
Ethyl alcohol Freezes.
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.

-460º Fahrenheit (-273°C)
Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
Canadians start saying "Cold eh?"

-500º Fahrenheit (-295°C)
Hell freezes over.
The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup

Thanks Win S.

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