Monday, February 05, 2007

WIVES DUTIES

Three men were sitting together bragging about how
they had given their new wives duties.

Terry had married a woman from America ,
and bragged that he had told his wife she was
going to do all the dishes and house cleaning
that needed to be done at their house.
He said that it took a couple days but on the third
day he came home to a clean house and the
dishes were all washed and put away.



Jimmie had married a woman from Australia .
He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she
was to do all the house cleaning, dishes, and the
cooking. He told them that the first day
he didn't see any results, but the
next day it was better.
By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes
were done, and he had a huge
dinner on the table.




The third man had married a Canadian girl.
He boasted that he told her that her duties were to
keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed,
laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal.
He said the first day he didn't see anything,
the second day he didn't see anything, but by
the third day most of the swelling had gone down and
he could see a little out of his left eye.
Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher,
and call a landscaper.


God Bless Canadian Women

Thanks Barb H.

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