Thought you'd like this one
Two Newfies, Archie and Harry, were driving down the road
drinking a couple of beers.
The passenger, Harry, suddenly said, "Lord tundering
jaisus...up ahead it's a police roadblock!!
We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' dese here beers!!"
Don't worry," Archie said. "We'll just pull over and finish
then peel off the label, stick it on our foreheads, and trow
the bottles under the seat."
"Jist let me do de talkin', OK?"
So they finished their beers, threw the empties out of sight
and put a label on each of their foreheads.
When they reached the roadblock, the police officer took a long
look at the two of them and said,
"You boys been drinkin'?"
"No sir," said Archie, pointing at the labels.
"We're on the patch."
Thanks Millie McG.