Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Birthday Gift gone wrong

Mark, a loving husband, was in real trouble:

He forgot his wedding anniversary and his wife was really ticked off at him. She told him in no uncertain terms...., "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in under 10 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE."

The next morning, Mark got up really early. When his wife woke up a couple of hours later, she looked out the window, and sure enough, there was a small gift-wrapped box sitting in the middle of the driveway.

Somewhat confused, the wife put on her robe, ran out to the driveway, picked up the box and took it into the house. She opened it, and found ....a brand new bathroom scale.

Mark is not yet well enough to have visitors.

Thanks Barry & Louise D.

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