Monday, March 26, 2007

The Nun at Hooters

A nun, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked into a
local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud
conversation, and every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the
lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.
However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead
silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the
restroom?"
The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a
statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf."
"Well, in that case I'll just look the other way," said
the nun.
So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.
After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just
long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause.
She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't
understand.
Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?"
"Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender.
"Would you like a drink?"
"But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun. "You
see," laughed the bartender, "

every time someone lifts the fig leaf
on that statue, the lights go out."

Thanks Millie McG.

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