Friday, March 16, 2007

Prairie Redneck

A Prairie redneck was stopped by a game warden in Saskatchewan

Recently with two ice chests of fish, leaving a river well known for its

Fishing.



The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"

"No, my friend, I don¹t need no license. These here are my pet fish."

"Pet fish?"

"Yep. Every night I take these fish down to the river and let 'em swim

'round for a while. Then I whistle and they jump right back into this ice

Chest and I take 'em home.

"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!"

"It's the truth. I'll show you. It really works."

"Okay, I've got to see this!"

The redneck poured the fish into the river and stood and waited.

After several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said,

"Well?"

"Well, what?" said the redneck.

"When are you going to call them back?"

"Call who back?"

"The fish!"

"What fish?"

We in Saskatchewan may not be as smart as some, but we aren't as dumb

As most .

Thanks Bob H.

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