Wednesday, March 21, 2007


Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's

Christmas Party.

Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at

He didn't even remember how he got home from the party.

As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.

Jack had to force himself to open his eyes and the first thing he

sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table.

And next to them, a single red rose! !

Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.

He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order,

spotlessly clean.

So is the rest of the house.

He takes the aspirin, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring
back at him in the bathroom mirror.

Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in

red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his

wife in lipstick:

"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you

favorite dinner tonight. I love you darling! Love, Jillian"

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast,

steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper.

His son is also at the table, eating.

Jack asks, "Son... what happened last night?"

"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You

fell over the coffee table and broke it and then you puked in the

hallway and got that black eye when you ran into the door.

Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect

order and so clean? I have a rose and breakfast is on the table

waiting for me??"
His son replies, "Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom and when

she tried to take your pants off you screamed, "Leave me alone, I'm

Broken Coffee Table $239.99

Hot Breakfast $4.20

Two Aspirins $.38

Saying the right thing, at the right time


Thanks Barry & Louise D.

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