I luv these.....
A man is working on the busses in the US collecting tickets. He rings
the bell for the driver to set off when there's a woman not quite on the
bus. The driver sets off, the woman falls from the bus and is killed.
At the trial the man is sent down for murder and seeing as its Texas
he's sent to the electric chair.
On the day of his execution he's sat in the chair and the executioner
grants him a final wish.
"Well", says the man, "is that your packed lunch over there?"
"Yes", answers the executioner.
"Can I have that green banana?"
The executioner gives the man his green banana and waits till he's
eaten it.When the man's finished, the executioner flips the switch sending
hundreds of thousands of volts through the man. When the smoke clears the man is
still alive. The executioner can't believe it.
"Can I go then?", the man asks.
"I suppose so", says the executioner, "that's never happened before".
The man leaves and eventually gets a job with another bus company
selling tickets. Again he rings the bell for the driver to go when people are
still getting on. A man falls under the wheels and is killed. The bloke is
sent down for murder again and sent to the electric chair.
The executioner is determined to do it right this time so rigs the
chair up to the electric supply for the whole of Texas.
The bloke is again sat in the chair. "What is your final wish?" asks
"Can I have that green banana in your packed lunch?" says the condemned
The executioner sighs and reluctantly gives up his banana. The bloke
eats the banana all up and the executioner flips the switch.
Millions of volts course through the chair blacking out Texas. When the
smoke clears the man is still sat there smiling in the chair.
The executioner can't believe it and lets the man go.
Well, would you believe it, the bloke gets his job back on the buses.
again he rings the bell whilst passengers are still getting on, this
time killing three of them. He is sent to the electric chair yet again.
The executioner rigs up all United States electricity supply to the
chair, determined to get his man this time. The man sits down in the chair
smiling."What's your final wish?", asks the executioner.
"Well", says the man, "Can I have that green banana out of your packed
The executioner hands over his banana and the man eats it all, skin
included. The executioner pulls the handle and a brazillion volts go
through the chair. When the smoke rises the man is still sat there alive
without even a burn mark.
"I give up", says the executioner, "I don't understand how you can
still be alive after all that?". He stroked his chin. "It's something to do with
that green banana isn't it", he asked.
”Nahh" said the bloke, "I'm just a really bad conductor"
Thanks Ralph B.