Saturday, March 31, 2007

True Friendship

(With none of that Sissy Crap!!!!)
Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always
sound good,
but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of

You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card- just
the stone
cold truth of our friendship.

1 When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot
revenge against
the sorry bastard who made you that way.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is
choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every
chance I get

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories
about how
much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you
are well
again. I don't want to catch whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy

9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you
may ask?
Because you are my friend".
Friendship is like peeing your pants: everyone can see it,
but only you
can feel the true warmth.
Send this to "all 10" of your friends, then get depressed
because you
can only think of four!!! (don't send it back to me...I don't
want to hear it!!!)
And remember....when life hands you Lemons, get some
tequila and salt and call me!

Thanks Murray P.

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