Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born
without ears. When mother and new baby came home from the hospital,
Johnnie's family was invited over to see the baby.
Before they left their house, little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him
explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if
so much as mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even
word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came back
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. When Johnnie
the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby." The mother said, "Why, thank
Little Johnnie." Johnnie said, "He has beautiful little feet and
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes.
Can he see?" "Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the
Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision." "That's great", said little
Johnnie, "coz he'd be f*cked if he needed glasses".
Thanks Flo H.