A husband is in the waiting room of the maternity ward anxiously awaiting the birth of his first child. The nurse comes out and tells him he has a wonderful baby boy. He is elated with joy. He glances over and sees another guy who is stomping around, kicking the garbage can is obviously angry. So the new father goes up and asks him what is the problem. He angrily replays ``my wife just had triplets''. So the first guy says ``wow, you have triplets, you must be three times as happy as me since my wife only had one baby, so why are you angry??" The second guy says, ``how can I be happy? just wait till I lay my hands on those other two guys!!!!!!!!"
Thanks Tom B.