Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Origin of Chapstick

The old cowboy came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.
The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as
the Cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail a few
feet in front of the sheriff.

"Howdy, stranger..."

"Howdy, Sheriff..."

The cowboy then moved slowly to the back of his horse, lifted its
tail, and placed a big kiss were the sun don't shine.

He dropped the horse's tail, stepped up on the walk, and aimed
the swinging doors of the saloon.

"Hold on, Mister..."


"Did I just see what I think I just saw?"

"Reckon you did, Sheriff...I got me some powerful chapped lips..."

"And that cures them???"

"Nope, but it keeps me from lickin' em!

Thanks Richard W.

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