POSSIBLY THE VERY BEST CHICKEN JOKE EVER
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.
The chicken is sitting up against the headboard smoking a
cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face.
The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls
over, and says,"Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question."
If anyone needs it explained - read it a second time.
Thanks Richard W.