Tuesday, May 08, 2007

Bacon & Eggs!!

A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since his family lives on
a farm, his mother asks if he has done his chores. "Not yet," said
the little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his
Well, he's a little ticked, so he goes to feed the chickens, and
he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow.
He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for
breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any
milk in my cereal?" he asks.
"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't
get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get
any bacon for a week either. ! I also saw you kick the cow, so for a
you aren't getting any milk."
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat
halfway across the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says
"Are you going to tell him, or should I?"

Thanks Bob H.

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