Saturday, May 26, 2007

Bathroom Walls

A sign over the men's toilet at the bar reads: "We aim to please - you aim too please.

" Friends don't let friends take home ugly women. ----

Men's restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE. Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?" ---

Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia. No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap. ---

Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, North Carolina Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married! ---

Men's restroom, The Filling Station, Bozeman, Montana A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it. ---

Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, Texas Express Lane: Five beers or less! ---

Sign over one of the urinals, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA No wonder you always go home alone. ---

Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open. ---

omen's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL Beauty is only a light switch away. ---

Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina. If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives. ---

Armand's Pizza, Washington, DC God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust? ---

The Irish Times, Washington, DC It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. --

Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Flagstaff, Arizona. If voting could really change things, it would be illegal. ---

Revolution Books, New York, New York Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die. --Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands. ---

Men's restroom, Lynagh's, Lexington, KY

Thanks Ivan R.

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