Thursday, May 03, 2007

Letter to the Editor

A woman wrote the best 'Letter to the Editor' in ages!!
She cuts to the quick and explains things better than all the baloney
you hear on TV.

Her letter said:

Recently, large demonstrations have taken place across the country
protesting the fact that parliament is finally addressing the issue of
illegal immigration. Certain people are angry that Canada might
actually want to protect its own borders, might make it harder to sneak into
this country and, once here, make it harder (as an illegal immigrant) to
stay indefinitely.

Let me see if I correctly understand the thinking behind these
protests.
Let's say I break into your house. Then, when you discover me in your
house, you insist that I leave. But I say, 'I've made all the beds and washed the dishes and done the laundry and swept the floors; I've done all the things you don't like to do. I'm hard-working and honest (except for when I broke into your house).

According to the protesters, not only must you let me stay, you must
add me to your family's insurance plan, educate my kids, and provide other
benefits to me and to my family (my husband will do your yard work) because he too is hard-working and honest, except for that breaking-in part.
If you try to call the police or force me out, I will call my friends
who will picket your house carrying signs that proclaim my illegal right to
be there.

It's only fair, after all, because you have a nicer house than I
do, and I'm just trying to better myself. I'm hard-working and honest, um,
except for well, you know. And what a deal it is for me!!
I live in your house, contributing only a fraction of the cost of my
keep, and there is nothing you can do about it without being accused of
selfishness, prejudice and being an anti- housebreaker.

Oh yeah, and I want you to learn my language so you can communicate with me! English is too
hard for me to learn. You should also allow me to vote - in my own language,
since I live in your house!

Why can't people see how ridiculous this is? Only in Canada. If you
agree, pass it on (in English).
Share it if you see the value of it as a good simile. If not, blow it
off, along with your future.

Ralph B.
Thanks Ralph

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