Sunday, May 06, 2007

New Dentures

The minister had just had all of his remaining
teeth pulled and new
Dentures were being made.
The first Sunday after the surgery, he only preached for 10
The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes.
But, on the third Sunday he preached for 1
hour 25 minutes.
When asked about this by some of the
congregation, he responded this way:
"The first Sunday, my gums were so sore it
hurt to talk.
The second Sunday, my dentures were hurting a lot.
The third Sunday, I accidentally
>grabbed my wife's dentures
And I couldn't stop talking!"

Remember - Keep Smiling
It makes people wonder
what you're up to!!

Thanks Barb H.

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