Sunday, May 20, 2007

Old Folks

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married.

They go for a stroll to discuss thewedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man ! behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"The pharmacist answers, "Yes."Jacob: "We're about to get married.

Do you sell heart medication?"Pharmacist: "Of course we do."Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"Pharmacist: "All kinds."Jacob:

"Medicine for rheumatism and scoliosis?

"Pharmacist: "Definitely."Jacob:

"How about Viagra?"Pharmacist: "Of course."Jacob:

"Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?

"Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety.

The works."Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?

"Pharmacist: "Absolutely."Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?

"Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."Jacob:

"We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."

Thanks Gus R.

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