Monday, May 07, 2007

Successful Lawyer

A local United Way office realized that the organization had never Received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.

"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $700,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?" The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did yourresearch also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?

" Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... no." The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?" The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but wasinterrupted again.

"or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!" The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had No idea..." On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any Money to them, why should I give any to you?"

Thanks Richard W.

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