Five surgeons are talking.
The first, an Ontario surgeon, says:
"I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you
Open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second, a Quebec surgeon, responds:
"Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is
The third, a B.C. surgeon, says:
"No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them
Is in alphabetical order."
The fourth, an Alberta surgeon, chimes in:
"You know, I like construction workers...those guys always
Understand when you have a few parts left over."
But the fifth, a Newfoundland surgeon, shut them all up when he
"You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and
The arse are interchangeable."
Thanks Richard W.