Thursday, June 28, 2007

Dying on the Green in Ancaster

A husband and wife are on the 9th green when suddenly she collapses
from a heart attack!
'Help me dear,' she groans to her husband.
The husband dials 911 on his cell phone, talks for a few minutes,
picks up his putter,and lines up his putt.
His wife raises her head off the green and stares at him. "I'm dying
over here and you're putting?"
"Don't worry dear", says the husband calmly. "They found a doctor on
the second hole and he's coming to help you".
"Well how long will it take for him to get here", she asks feebly?!
"No time at all', says her husband, practicing his putting stroke.
Everybody's already agreed to let him play through"!

Ralph

Thanks Ralph B.

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