Sunday, July 15, 2007

And They Ask Why I Like Retirement ! Question: How many days in a week?Answer: 6 Saturdays,

1 SundayQuestion: When is a retiree's bedtime?

Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.

Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb?

Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.

Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.

Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?Answer: The term comes with a 10% percent discount.

Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?Answer: Tied shoes.

Question: Why do retirees count pennies?Answer: They are the only ones who have the time.

Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?Answer: NUTS!

Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.

Question: What do retirees call a long lunch?Answer: Normal.

Question: What is the best way to describe retirement?Answer: The never ending Coffee Break.

Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.

Question: Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work,but misses the people he used to work with?Answer: He is too polite to tell the whole truth. My favorite one:

QUESTION: What do you do all week?

Answer: Mon to Fri. Nothing, Sat & Sun I rest!

Thanks Richard W.

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