Signs

Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say,
>>>> > > "I'm Stupid", That way you wouldn't rely on them,
>>>> > > would you? You wouldn't ask them anything. It would
>>>> > > be like, "Excuse me... oops, never mind didn't see your sign".
>>>> > > It's like before my wife and I moved. Our house was
>>>> > > full of boxes and there was a U-Haul truck in our
>>>> > > driveway. My neighbor comes over and says "Hey, you
>>>> > > moving?" "Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or
>>>> > > twice a week to see how many boxes it takes. Here's
>>>> > > your sign."
>>>> > >
>>>> > > A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of
>>>> > > mine, we pulled his boat into the dock, I lifted up
>>>> > > this big 'ol stringer of bass and this idiot on the
>>>> > > dock goes, "Hey, y'all catch all them fish?" "Nope.
>>>> > > Talked 'em into giving up. Here's your sign."
>>>> > >
>>>> > > I was watching one of those animal shows on the
>>>> > > Discovery Channel. There was a guy inventing a shark
>>>> > > bite suit. And there's only one way to,test it.
>>>> > > "Alright Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks
>>>> > > good... They want you to jump into this pool of
>>>> > > sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they bite
>>>> > > you." "Well, all right, but hold my sign. I don't
>>>> > > wanna lose it."
>>>> > >
>>>> > > Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into
>>>> > > one of those side-of-the-road gas stations. The
>>>> > > attendant walks out, looks at my truck, looks at me,
>>>> > > and I SWEAR he said, "Tire go flat?" I couldn't
>>>> > > resist. I said, "Nope. I was driving around and those
>>>> > > other three just swelled right up on me. Here's your sign."
>>>> > >
>>>> > > We were trying to sell our car about a year ago. A guy
>>>> > > came over to the house and drove the car around for
>>>> > > about 45 minutes. We get back to the house, he gets
>>>> > > out of the car, reaches down and grabs the exhaust
>>>> > > pipe, then says, "Darn that's hot!" See? If he'd
>>>> > > been wearing his sign, I could have stopped him.
>>>> > >
>>>> > > I learned to drive an 18 wheeler in my days of
>>>> > > adventure. Wouldn't you know I misjudged the height
>>>> > > of a bridge. The truck got stuck and I couldn't get it
>>>> > > out no matter how I tried. I radioed in for help and
>>>> > > eventually a local cop shows up to take the report.
>>>> > > He went through his basic questioning..ok..no problem. I
>>>> > > thought sure he was clear of needing a sign...until
>>>> > > he asked "So..is your truck stuck?" I couldn't help
>>>> > > myself! I looked at him, looked back at the rig and
>>>> > > then back to him and said "No I'm delivering' a
>>>> > > bridge... here's your sign."
>>>> > >
>>>> > > I stayed late at work one night and a co-worker
>>>> > > looked at me and said "Are you still here?" I replied, "No.
>>>> > > I left about 10 minutes ago. Here's your sign."
>>>> > >
>>>> > > Anybody you know need a sign today? Send this to all
>>>> > > your friends. The next time someone says something
>>>> > > stupid ask them where their sign is
Thanks Barry & Louise D