Sunday, July 15, 2007

What time is it?

What Time Is It?> >> > On some air bases, the Air Force is on one side of> > the field and civilian aircraft use the other side of> > the field, with the control tower in the middle.> > One day the tower received a call from an aircraft> > asking, "What time is it?"> >> > The tower responded, "Who is calling?"> >> > The aircraft replied, "What difference does it make?"> >> > The tower replied, "It makes a lot of difference.> > If it is an American Airlines flight, it is 3 o'clock.> > If it is an Air Force plane, it is 1500 hours.> > If it is a Navy aircraft, it is 6 bells.> > If it is an Army aircraft, the big hand is on the 12> > and the little hand is on the 3.> > If it is a Marine Corps aircraft, it's Thursday afternoon> > and 120 minutes to 'Happy Hour.'"

Thanks Richard W

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