Sunday, August 05, 2007

OWLS

To all you OWLS
> (Older Wiser Laughing Souls)
>
> Wisdom from Grandpa......
>
> Whether a man winds up with a nest egg,
> or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
>
> Trouble in marriage often starts when a
> man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
>
> Too many couples marry for better, or for
> worse, but not for good.
>
> When a man marries a woman, they become
> one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
>
> If a man has enough horse sense to treat
> his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
>
> On anniversaries, the wise husband always
> forgets the past - but never the present.
>
> Some people try to turn back their
> odometers.
> Not me, I want people to know "why" I
> look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't

> paved.
>
> How old would you be if you didn't know
> how old you are?
> You know you are getting old, when
> everything either dries up or leaks.
>
> Old age is when former classmates are so
> gray and wrinkled and bald, they don't recognize you.
>
> Have a GREAT day.......and keep Laughing!
> It's good for the soul .
>
> And remember my motto;
> Life should NOT be a journey to the grave
> with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well
> preserved body.
> But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate
> in one hand, Diet Coke in the other, body thoroughly
> used up, totally worn out and screaming
>
> "WOO HOO what a ride!"
>
>
Thanks Ellen S.

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