Thursday, September 13, 2007

Only in Florida

Some "Senior" personal ads seen in Florida newspapers: (Who says seniors don't have a sense of humor?)


FOXY LADY: Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'4" (used to be 5'6"), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching white shoes and belt a plus


LONG-TERM COMMITMENT: Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband, and am looking for someone to round o ut a six-unit plot.Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.SERENITY NOW:I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation. If you are the silent type, let's get together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times


WINNING SMILE: Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy .


BEATLES OR STONES? I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar.If yo u were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen,let's get together and listen to my eight-track tapes.


MEMORIES: I can usually remember Monday through Thursday.If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads together.


MINT CONDITION: Male, 1932, high mileage, good condition, some hair,many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves. Isn't in running condition, but walks well.

Thanks Murray P.

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