Thursday, September 13, 2007

Perks of being over 50

1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
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>2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
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>3. No one expects you to run--anywhere.
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>4. People call at 9 PM and ask, Did I wake you????
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>5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
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>6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
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>7. Things you buy now won't wear out.
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>8. You can eat supper at 4 PM .
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>9. You can live without sex but not your glasses.
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>10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
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>11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
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>12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into
the
>room.
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>13. You sing along with elevator music.
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>14. Your eyes won't get much worse.
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>15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to
payoff.
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>16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national
weather
>service.
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>17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't
remember
>them either.
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>18. Your supply of brain cells are finally down to manageable size.
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>19. You can't remember who sent you this list .
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>And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience.

Thanks Margaret W.

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