A guy is 86 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat
the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up." He looked around
and couldn't see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the
voice say again, "Pick me up." He looked in the water and there, floating on
the top, was a frog. The man said, "Are you talking to me?" The frog said,
"Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up. Then, kiss me and I'll turn into
the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I'll make sure that all your
friends are envious and jealous because you will have me as your
The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it
up carefully, and placed it in his front breast pocket Then the frog
"What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I
will be your beautiful bride." He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and
said, "Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog."
Thanks Margaret W.