Thursday, September 20, 2007

Those Irish!!!

> How can you possibly not love the Irish? These were actual "Personal Ads"
>in the Dublin News:
>
>Heavy drinker, 35, Cork area. Seeks gorgeous sex addict interested in a man
>who loves his pints, cigarettes, Glasgow Celtic Football Club and has been
>known to start fights on Patrick Street at three o'clock in the morning.
>-------------------------------
>Bitter, disillusioned Dublin man, lately rejected by longtime fiancée,
>seeks
>decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing still exists in this cruel
>world of hatchet-faced bitches.
>------------------------
>Ginger haired Galway man, a troublemaker, gets slit-eyed and shitty after a
>few scoops, seeks attractive, wealthy lady for bail purposes, maybe more.
>-------- ------------------
>Bad tempered, foul-mouthed old bastard, living in a damp cottage in the
>arse
>end of Roscommon, seeks attractive 21 year old blonde lady, with a lovely
>chest.
>--------------------------
>Limerick man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks alibi for the
>night of February 27 between 8 PM and 11:30 PM.
>
Thanks Win S.

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