Monday, October 01, 2007

Good Thoughts to live by...

>> 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of
me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much
leave me the hell alone.
>>
>> 2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and

>> leaky tire.
>>
>> 3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your

>> neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
>>
>> 4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be
>> promoted.
>>
>> 5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.
>>
>> 6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
>>
>> 7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple
of car payments.
>>
>> 8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their
shoes.
>> That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have
their shoes.
>>
>> 9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
>>
>> 10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to
fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
>>
>> 11. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was
>> probably worth it.
>>
>> 12. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
>>
>> 13. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.
>>
>> 14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
>>
>> 15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and
put it back in your pocket.
>>
>> 16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
>>
>> 17. Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a dark
side and it holds the universe together.
>>
>> 18. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
>>
>> 19. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are
>> moving.
>>
>> 20. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need
it.
>>
>> 21. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
>>
>> 22. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a
laxative on the same night.

Thanks Jim F.

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