Thursday, November 08, 2007

Where are Drivers From???

Hi Marty,

My name is Lynn Jenkins and lived in Greenfield Park most of my life. My father was Gil Jenkins the milkman from Evelyn St. and I thought this could be put on the blog. I'm younger than everyone you talk about but I still enjoy checking it daily to see what's new in the park.

Lynn


HOW TO IDENTIFY WHERE A DRIVER IS FROM

1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn:MONTREAL, QUEBEC



2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window:TORONTO, ONTARIO



3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic:OTTAWA, ONTARIO



4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, cradling cell phone, balancing Tim Horton's coffee on knee, foot solidly on accelerator:CALGARY, ALBERTA



5. One hand on wheel, one hand on non-fat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun on lap:LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA



6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror:SASKATOON, SASKATCHEWAN, but driving in TORONTO, ONTARIO



7. Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in the back seat:QUEBEC CITY, QUEBEC



8. One hand on 12 oz. double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic:VANCOUVER, BRITISH COLUMBIA



9. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the brake and both feet on the accelerator throwing McDonald's bag out the window:RED DEER, ALBERTA



10. Four wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on the floor, raccoon tails attached to the antenna:PRINCE GEORGE, BRITISH COLUMBIA



11. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield driving 40 km/hr on Hwy 1 in the left lane with the left blinker on:VICTORIA, BRITISH COLUMBIAAND THE BEST ONE OF ALL ....



12. One ski doo mitt on steering wheel, one ski doo mitt-scraper in hand out front window scraping frost off of windshield, Guess Who on 8 track playing Share the Land, hockey equipment smelling up car interior, waiting at lights for snow removal equipment to finish clearing intersection, all the while smiling at the car beside them:EDMONTON, ALBERTA



Thanks Lynn.

Everyone is welcome here no matter the age. It would be fun to have more of the younger crowd send things to this blog.

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