Why Men Die First....!!

AND NOW WE KNOW!...........LOVE TO ALL, SHEILA

This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries......but now we know.


If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race - you're a male chauvinist.

If you stay home and do the housework - you're a pansy.

If you work too hard - there's never any time for her.

If you don't work enough - you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay - this is exploitation.

If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay - you should get off your lazy butt and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her - that is favouritism.

If she gets a job ahead of you - it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks - it's sexual harassment.

If you keep quiet - it's male indifference.

If you cry - you're a wimp.

If you don't - you're an insensitive bastard.

If you make a decision without consulting her - you're a chauvinist.

If she makes a decision without consulting you - she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy - that's domination.

If SHE asks you - it's a favor.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear - you're a pervert.

If you don't - you're gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape - you're sexist.

If you don't - you're unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape - you're vain.

If you don't - you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers - you're after something.

If you don't - you're a selfish, inconsiderate a-hole.

If you're proud of your achievements - you're full of yourself.

If you're not - you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache - she's tired.

If you have a headache - you don't love her anymore.

If you want it too often - you're an oversexed maniac.

If you don't - there must be someone else.


Men die first because they want to!!

Thanks Sheila G.