AND NOW WE KNOW!...........LOVE TO ALL, SHEILA
This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries......but now we know.
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race - you're a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework - you're a pansy.
If you work too hard - there's never any time for her.
If you don't work enough - you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay - this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay - you should get off your lazy butt and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her - that is favouritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you - it's equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks - it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet - it's male indifference.
If you cry - you're a wimp.
If you don't - you're an insensitive bastard.
If you make a decision without consulting her - you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you - she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy - that's domination.
If SHE asks you - it's a favor.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear - you're a pervert.
If you don't - you're gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape - you're sexist.
If you don't - you're unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape - you're vain.
If you don't - you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers - you're after something.
If you don't - you're a selfish, inconsiderate a-hole.
If you're proud of your achievements - you're full of yourself.
If you're not - you're not ambitious.
If she has a headache - she's tired.
If you have a headache - you don't love her anymore.
If you want it too often - you're an oversexed maniac.
If you don't - there must be someone else.
Men die first because they want to!!
Thanks Sheila G.