Saturday, December 29, 2007

Toronto VS Montreal

What does Toronto have that Montreal doesn't?

......Black and white photographs of their last Stanley Cup.

What do the Leafs and The Titanic have in common?

......They both look good until they hit the ice.

Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea?

......Because the Canadiens have all the cups.

What's the difference between the Leafs and a cigarette machine?

......The cigarette machine has PLAYER'S.

Thanks Ralph B.

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