Thursday, January 03, 2008

2008 Health Advice

Timely information for the season ahead!!!
HEALTH ADVICE FROM DR. SANDRA FISHER
Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask
your doctor or
pharmacist about White Wine.
White Wine is the safe, natural way to feel better
and more confident
about yourself and your actions. White Wine can
help ease you out of
your shyness and let you tell the world that
you're ready and willing to
do just about anything.
You will notice the benefits of White Wine almost
immediately and with a
regimen of regular doses you can overcome any
obstacles that prevent you
from living the life you want to live.
Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the
past and you will
discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop
hiding and start
living, with White Wine.
However, White Wine may not be right for everyone.
Women who are
pregnant or nursing should not use White Wine.
However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or
becoming pregnant are
encouraged to try it.
Side effects may include dizziness, nausea,
vomiting, incarceration,
erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of
clothing loss of
money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur,
table dancing,
headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to
sing Karaoke and play
all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare,
and Naked Twister.
WARNING:
The consumption of White Wine may make you think
you are whispering when
you are not.
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WARNING:
The consumption of White Wine is a major factor in
dancing like a idiot.
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WARNING:
The consumption of White Wine may cause you to
tell your friends over
and over again that you love them.
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WARNING:
The consumption of White Wine may cause you to
think you can sing.
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WARNING:
The consumption of White Wine may lead you to
believe that ex-lovers are
really dying for you to telephone them at four in
the morning.
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WARNING:
The consumption of White Wine may make you think
you can logically
converse with members of the opposite sex without
spitting.
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WARNING:
The consumption of White Wine may create the
illusion that you are
tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than
most people
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NOW JUST IMAGINE WHAT YOU COULD ACHIEVE WITH RED
WINE!!!


Thanks Bob A.

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