Tuesday, January 08, 2008

English you say...!!!

This is a hoot ... sad, because it is TRUE ..... but a hoot!!!!

By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND

WHAT 'TENJOOBERRYMUDS'...MEANS.In order to continue getting-by in America , we all need to learn the NEW English language!

Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term 'TENJOOBERRYMUDS'. With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in.

Now, here goes...The following is a telephone exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and call room-service somewhere in the good old U S A today......

Room Service :

'Morrin. Roon sirbees.

'Guest : 'Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service.

'Room Service: ' Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???

'Guest: 'Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs.

'Room Service: 'Ow July den?

'Guest: '.....What??

'Room Service: 'Ow July den?!?... pryed, boyud, poochd?'

Guest: 'Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. scrambled, please.

'Room Service: 'Ow July dee baykem? Crease?

'Guest: 'Crisp will be fine.

'Room Service: 'Hokay. An Sahn toes?'

Guest: 'What?

'Room Service: 'An toes. July Sahn toes?

'Guest: 'I... don't think so

.'RoomService: 'No? Judo wan sahn toes???

'Guest: 'I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means.'

RoomService: 'Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?

'Guest: 'Oh, English muffin!!! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'... Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine.

' RoomService: 'We bodder?

'Guest: 'No, just put the bodder on the side.

'RoomService: 'Wad?!?

'Guest: 'I mean butter... just put the butter on the side

.' RoomService: 'Copy?

'Guest: 'Excuse me?

'RoomService: 'Copy...tea..meel?

'Guest: 'Yes. Coffee, please... and that's everything.

'RoomService: 'One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy ... rye??

' Guest: 'Whatever you say.

'RoomService: 'Tenjooberrymuds.

'Guest: 'You're welcome'Remember I said 'By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TENJOOBERRYMUDS' '.....and you do, don't you!
Bob Hawkins
Thanks Bob

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