Thursday, January 24, 2008

A Little Humor...

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up,
this should make things a little bit clearer.

@ PRISON

@ WORK

You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell

@ PRISON

you spend most of your time in an 6X6 cubicle

@ WORK

You get three meals a day, fully paid for

@ PRISON

you get a break for one meal and You have to pay for it

@ WORK

For good behavior, you get time off

For good behavior, you get more work

@ PRISON

The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you

@ PRISON

@ WORK

You must carry a security card And open all the doors yourself

@ WORK

You can watch TV and play games

@ PRISON

you could get fired for watching TV and playing games

@ WORK

You get your own toilet

@ PRISON

you have to share the toilet with People who pee on the seat

@ WORK

They allow your family and friends to visit

@ PRISON

you aren't even supposed to speak To your family

@ WORK

All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required

@ PRISON

you must pay all your expenses to go To work, and they deduct taxes from Your salary to pay for prisoners

@ WORK

You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out

you spend most of your time wanting To get out and go inside bars

@ PRISON

You must deal with sadistic wardens

@ WORK

They are called "managers"

THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE.

Now get back to work. You're not getting paid to check emails

Thanks Jim F.

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