Tuesday, January 01, 2008

Snow Blonde

One winter morning at breakfast a couple was listening to the
radio. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches
of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the
street, so the snow plows can get through." Norman's wife went out and
moved her car. A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the
radio announcer said, "we are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You
must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snow plows
can get through." Norman's wife went out and moved her car again. The next
week they were again having breakfast, when the radio announcer said, "we
are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today, You must park..." Then the
power went out. Norman's wife was very upset, and with a worried look on
her face she said, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the
street do I need to park on so the snow plows can get through?" With the
love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes
exhibit, Norman said, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time."

Thanks Sandy R.

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