Friday, January 04, 2008

Top 45 Oxymorons

45. Act naturally

44. Found missing

43. Resident alien�

42. Advanced BASIC

41. Genuine imitation

40. Airline Food

39. Good grief

38. Same difference

37. Almost exactly

36. Government organization

35. Sanitary landfill

34. Alone together

33. Legally drunk

32. Silent scream

31. Living dead

30. Small crowd

29. Business ethics

28. Soft rock

27. Butt Head

26. Military Intelligence

25. Software documentation

24. New classic

23. Sweet sorrow

22. Childproof

21. "Now, then ..."

20. Synthetic natural gas

19. Passive aggression

18. Taped live

17. Clearly misunderstood�

16. Peace force15. Extinct Life

14. Temporary tax increase

13. Computer jock

12. Plastic glasses
11. Terribly pleased

10. Computer security

9. Political science

8. Tight slacks

7. Definite maybe

6. Pretty ugly

5. Twelve ounce pound cake

4. Diet ice cream

3. Working vacation

2. Exact estimate

And of Course....

1. Microsoft Works

Thanks Bob A.

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