Thursday, February 28, 2008

When I Get Old

This is Priceless!
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> When I'm an old lady, I'll live with each kid,
> And bring so much happiness...just as they did.
> I want to pay back all the joy they've provided.
> Returning each deed! Oh, they'll be so excited!
> (When I'm an old lady and live with my kids)
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> I'll write on the wall with reds, whites and blues,
> And I'll bounce on the furniture...wearing my shoes.
> I'll drink from the carton and then leave it out.
> I'll stuff all the toilets and oh, how they'll shout!
> (When I'm an old lady and live with my kids)
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> When they're on the phone and just out of reach,
> I'll get into things like sugar and bleach.
> Oh, they'll snap their fingers and then shake their head,
> (When I'm an old lady and live with my kids)
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> When they cook dinner and call me to eat,
> I'll not eat my green beans or salad or meat,
> I'll gag on my okra, spill milk on the table,
> And when they get angry...I'll run...if I'm able!
> (When I'm an old lady and live with my kids)
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> I'll sit close to the TV, through the channels I'll click,
> I'll cross both eyes just to see if they stick.
> I'll take off my socks and throw one away,
> And play in the mud 'til the end of the day!
> (When I'm an old lady and live with my kids)
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> And later in bed, I'll lay back and sigh,
> I'll thank God in prayer and then close my eyes.
> My kids will look down with a smile slowly creeping,
> And say with a groan, "She's so sweet when she's sleeping!"
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> God Bless All Moms and Grandmas everywhere!

Thanks Barry & Louise D.

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