Tuesday, March 04, 2008

Catholic Gasoline

Sister Mary Ann, who worked for a home health agency, was
out making her rounds visiting homebound patients when she
ran out of gas. As luck would have it, an Exxon Gasoline
station was just a block away.

She walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy some
gas. The attendant told her that the only gas can he
owned had been loaned out, but she could wait until it was returned.
Since Sister Mary Ann was on the way to see a patient, she decided n
ot to wait and walked back to her car.

She looked for something in her car that she could fill with
gas and spotted the bedpan she was taking to the patient.
Always resourceful, Sister Mary Ann carried the bedpan to
the station, filled it with gasoline, and carried the full bedpan
back to her car.

As she was pouring the gas into her tank, two Baptists watched from
across the street.

One of them turned to the other and said,

'If it starts, I'm turning Catholic.'

Thanks Gus R.

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