Saturday, March 01, 2008

Down Swing Dilemma....

Mike was teeing off from the back tees. On his down-swing, he suddenly realized that his wife, Sue, was about to tee off from the red tees, directly in his path. Unable to stop his down swing he nailed the ball, hit Sue directly in the right temple, killing her instantly.

A few days later Mike received a call from the coroner concerning her autopsy. “Mike, your wife seems to have died from blunt force trauma to the head. You said you hit a golf ball and struck her in the temple… Is that correct?”

“Yes sir,” Mike replied, “that's correct.”

“Well, Mike, I also found a large bruise on Sue's right hip. Do you know anything about that?”

“Yes sir,” Mike said,… “that would be my mulligan..”

For all you non-golfers:

Don’t feel bad… I had to look it up too! :-)

Thanks Bernie C,
I am sure Ralph B. will enjoy that one

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