Sunday, March 09, 2008

Father Bob to the Rescue

DEAR FATHER BOB,

I AM ALWAYS AMAZED HOW PARKERS AND EX-PARKERS ARE UNITED WHEN SOMETHING HAPPENS IN G.PK. THAT IS WHAT G.PK.IS ALL ABOUT. NOW G.PK JEAN COUTU IS GIVEN A FULL SUPPLY OF VIAGRA, AS BACK UP JUST IN CASE YOU NEED IT OF COURSE .

THE TRANPORTATION OF YOUR BODY FROM ONTARIO TO G.PK. WILL BE ENTIRELY PAID, BY LOCAL CHURCHES. BACK TO ONTARIO TOO OF COURSE , EVEN IF SOMETHING GOES WRONG ARRANGEMENTS WHERE MADE WITH , COLLINS CLARKE MACGILLIVRAY WHITE FUNERAL HOME,IN ST-LAMBERT FULL SERVICE FLOWERS LIMOS ETC.

TO GET YOU BACK HOME IN ONT.. ALSO FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE I RENTED THE SIESTA MOTEL IN G.PK. FOR A WEEK, THAT IS PAID BY OUR PRESIDENT OF G.PK B.CONSTANTINI FOR THE GREAT SERVICE YOU ARE RENDERING G.PK. AND PERSONALY FATHER BOB I WILL PAY FOR 2 OR 3
GIRLS FOR YOU TO PRACTISE AT THE MOTEL, BEFORE YOUR DANGEROUS UNDERCOVER JOB AT OUR G.PK. MASSAGE PARLORS.

OH YES DOCTORS AT G.PK. CHARLES-LEMOYNE WILL BE ON HAND DAY AND NIGHT FOR THE CERTIFICATE OF THE MASSEUSE. A SUPPLY OF HEAVY-DUTY EXTRA LONG CONDOMS WILL BE AVAILABLE ON REQUEST FREE OF CHARGE PAID BY MIRACLE MART EXCUSE ME WALL-MART.

THANKS FATHER BOB

NORMAND SIMARD

PS 1- IF I MAY ADD. I AM PROUD TO BE A PARKER WHEN I SEE AN HEROIC GESTURE LIKE THAT BEING MADE BY AN EX.PARKER.
PS 2 - FATHER BOB I WILL BE UNDERCOVER TOO, I WILL WATCH YOU WITH MY NEW SUBMARINE EXTENDED TYPE CAMERA , THERE IS A MANHOLE RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE MASSAGE PARLOR ON CHURCHILL RED LIGHT DISTRICT.. NOT A WORD.

Thanks Normand

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