Monday, March 17, 2008

A Good One...!!

A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and
> said, 'You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is
> yours for the asking.'
>
> The cat thought for a minute and then said, 'All my life I lived
> on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors. I would like a real fluffy
> pillow to sleep on.'
>
> God said, 'Say no more.' Instantly the cat had a huge fluffy pillow.
>
> A few days later, six mice were killed in an accident and they
> all went to Heaven together. God met the mice at the gates with the
> same offer that He made to the cat.
>
> The mice said, 'Well, we have had to run all of our lives: from
> cats, dogs, and even people with brooms! If we could just have some
> little roller skates, we would not have to run again.'
>
> God answered, 'It is done.' All the mice had beautiful little
> roller skates.
>
> About a week later, God decided to check on the cat. He found
> her sound asleep on her fluffy pillow. God gently awakened the cat
> and asked, 'Is everything okay? How have you been doing? Are you happy?'
>
> The cat replied, 'Oh, it is WONDERFUL. I have never been so
> happy in my life. The pillow is so fluffy, and those little Meals on
> Wheels you have been sending over are delicious!'
>
> Hey we need a cute clean one every once in a while!

Thanks Barry & Louise D.

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