Tuesday, March 25, 2008

How to Retire...!!!

HELLOOO HELLOO !!
IMPORTANT INFORMATION FOR YOUR LIFE !!!
REMEMBER,,,KEEP BREATHING !! CHEERS !! JOHN G.

AND,,,,KEEP SMILING !!!
IT KEEPS OTHERS WONDERING WHAT YOU ARE UP TO !!

RETIREMENT PLANNING !!!
WE WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG.
1. IF YOU BOUGHT 1000.00$ IN SHARES OF NORTEL ONE YEAR AGO, TODAY IT WOULD BE WORTH $49.00.
2. IF IT WERE ENRON, YOU WOULD HAVE $49.00.
3. WITH WORLD.COM YOU WOULD HAVE $5.00.
4. IF IT WERE DELTA AIRLINES IT WOULD BE WORTH $49.00.

HOWEVER, IF YOU WOULD HAVE BOUGHT $1,000.00 WORTH OF BEER AND WINE, AND RETURNED THE EMPTIES FOR REFUND, YOU WOULD HAVE $214.00.

WITH THESE NUMBERS, THE BEST INVESTMENT IS TO GET REALLY DRUNK AND THEN RECYCLE.

TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS TO START DRINKING NOW FOR THEIR RETIREMENT FUND.

DON'T WAIT,,,,,GET STARTED TODAY ,,,,AND HAVE A WONDERFUL EVENING !!!!

Thanks John G.

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