In a Minute...!!!

John Smith climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to

get close enough to talk to God.

Looking up, he asks the Lord... "God, what does

a million years mean to you?"

The Lord replies, "A minute."

John Smith asks, "And what does a million

dollars mean to you?"

The Lord replies, "A penny."

John Smith asks, "Can I have a penny?"

The Lord replies, "In a minute."

Thanks Jim E.