Dear Mr. Simard,
I have been following the story concerning the growing number of Gentlemen Massage Parlours with keen interest. Like yourself I am offended by their existence. If you truly wish to catch these businesses in the act so that you may shut them down I would suggest that someone volunteer to go undercover, so to speak.
What you need is a truly upright citizen who will rise to the occasion. I understand it will be quite a challenge to find such a person in the Province of Quebec and therefore I am prepared to sacrifice myself for the good of the people of Greenfield Park. The ideal scenario would be to obtain photo's over a period of 5 or 6 different occasions. To accomplish this feat I will require financial support as well as a doctors certificate for each masseuse. A case of Viagra may help as well.
Your friendly Martyr in Sin
Thanks Father Bob