Thursday, April 03, 2008

Blonde Joke

Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a  bar around

9:58 PM.  He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.  The 10:00 PM news was coming on.  The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

 

The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

Bob says, "You know, I bet he'll jump."

The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"

 

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.

 

The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying, "Fair's fair.  Here's your money."

 

Bob replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the

5 PM news and so I knew he would jump."

 

The blonde replied, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."

 

Bob took the money.

 

Thanks Ivan R.

Too good not to post LOL

 

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